Monckton’s Mexican Missive #4

Monckton’s Mexican Missive #4. The majestic Lord Monckton pontificates from the UN’s Cancun climate conference. After an extended round of ponderous word-play spiced with outdated slang and dime-store novel-writing (“a shapely sigh”?) that reveal Monckton’s true calling as a cocktail party clown we get a sudden, shocking, blast of pure realization.

The Lord has finally whipped out a cocktail napkin to produce “the very first serious calculations” that prove Global Warming (which isn’t happening) is too expensive to fight! It will cost $34 trillion to prevent 1°C of warming! Plus or minus a dollar.

My eyes are starting to ache from all the rolling.

2 thoughts on “Monckton’s Mexican Missive #4

  1. Would that figure include the cost of the carnage to the environment that the top 3,000 corporate cowboys cause every year with impunity? About $2.2 trillion? Poor old Monckton – a mathematical dummy and a persistent organic pollutant, too delinquent for a democracy. Tragic ain’t it?

  2. Never have so few words, meant so little in the real world, where the remaining 99.99985% actually live in.

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