“Contest“. On Christmas Eve Charles The Moderator announces a contest designed to make fun of Californian official’s wild-fire warnings. Now that’s what I call having a hate-on for gubmint.

If we have a below normal amount of rain, in the spring we get warnings that it’s going to be severe wildfire season, because the brush is so dry.

If we have an above normal amount of rain we get warnings that it’s going to be severe fire season, because there is so much extra brush.

If we have a normal rainy season we get warnings that’s it’s going to be severe fire season, with some hybrid explanation or an allusion to a previous fire season.